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August 10, 2006

Bradley is a Unique Sunflower

Whatever you might think about Bradley, who was aufed from Project Runway last night, you can't deny that his on-camera interviews were filled with some of the funniest, Jack Handey-esque, non-sequitur bon mots (unlike the nasty, catty sarcastic quips of people like Keith Michael or Jeffrey Sebelia). And in his exit interview, our man from outer space doesn't fail to disappoint.

Exhibit One:

Where do I find my design inspiration? In music. In music, in silence, in ... not strawberries. * * * * * For me, like inspiration comes through different means but like sometimes I can get into this like, you know if you sit down and really ... it’s like falling in love almost, like this giddiness comes out like ... yeah it’s like falling in love. You know when you’re in love like everything’s gorgeous, everything’s beautiful, like you can see your beloved and like you know it’s like singing. And I can reach into that sometimes, like everything’s ... you know it’s ... there’s nothing you can’t like ... well yeah, it’s just being inspired, period, like. Completely. And in that place I guess, or that state you can find inspiration and variety in everything. Except maybe a McDonald’s trash bag.

Exhibit Two

Yeah, don’t you think like the loser should actually go into a tank and they like shoot the thing and it like dumps you into the water and then they like pull you out. Actually they throw your garment on top of you, you know while you’re in the tank, throw it in the water, and then you know throw some like pink powder in there, you know. Don’t you think ... that’s something, something I think they should do maybe. More humiliation.

He'll definitely be missed in the remaining episodes.

Posted by timothompson at August 10, 2006 03:37 PM