Tim O Thompson: Things I Learned BSing with Friends Last Night

March 25, 2007

Things I Learned BSing with Friends Last Night

"Fooling around" and "doing the nasty" are not the same thing. Fooling around = foreplay. If you get past third base, it's something else entirely.
A BBW who likes to gossip is a "catty fatty." However, I think a secondary definition of a "catty fatty" is my cat Lucky.
Being the "man" in a relationship is something akin to leading while dancing. There should be nothing left to question at any time. For example, instead of asking a girl "Do you want to spend the night?", a "man" should instead say "I want you to spend the night." Be assertive and confident (the opposite of uncertain and meek).

I'm sure you might think these are obvious points. But this is a blog, OK? And I had too many things to Twitter it. No, wait. I'm totally Twittering that catty fatty thing.

Posted by timothompson at March 25, 2007 11:11 PM